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Happy New Year!

It’s only the second week of 2015 and there seems to be grim news all around.  So here are a few words to make you laugh, smile and chuckle!
PARAPROSDOKIANS: Figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is most often humourus.  (Winston Churchill is said to have been a big fan.)
  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
  • The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
  • Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
  • We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Mucho Thanks
to Ina Pinkney, Chicago’s fabulous Breakfast Queen and old friend.
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