Happy New Year!
It’s only the second week of 2015 and there seems to be grim news all around. So here are a few words to make you laugh, smile and chuckle!
PARAPROSDOKIANS: Figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is most often humourus. (Winston Churchill is said to have been a big fan.)
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
to Ina Pinkney, Chicago’s fabulous Breakfast Queen and old friend. www.breakfastqueen.com