It’s only the second week of 2015 and there seems to be grim news all around. So here are a few words to make you laugh, smile and chuckle!
PARAPROSDOKIANS: Figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is most often humourus. (Winston Churchill is said to have been a big fan.)
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
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Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Mucho Thanks
to Ina Pinkney, Chicago’s fabulous Breakfast Queen and old friend. www.breakfastqueen.com